Recently, Russia has admitted that they do not have any nuclear weapons whatsoever. In fact, they just have little nerf guns set up where they said their supposed nuclear weapons were stationed. Where did their nuclear weapons go? Putin ate them. All of them. He ate the metal and everything. And Putin also admitted that he is a girl. Before his election as the president of Russia, he got a sex transplant. Along with this, Russia and Ukraine said that they have just been joking around the whole time and the Crimean Peninsula has been a part of Russia for over 9000 years. "Trololol" says Putin.
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