Thieves Tap UK Pipeline

UK police are currently on the hunt for men that are thought to have tapped into the UK pipeline where it is said they have stolen up to 30,000 liters of diesel, which is about $70,000 at pump prices. Police are also guarding the spot where the thieves tapped the 14 inch pipeline. The pipeline is known as the Midline Pipeline located in West Wellow, Hampshire, South England, and is one of the UK's underground pipelines. It is the main supplier of fuel in the UK for gas, diesel, and jet fuel. There has also been a similar incident in Gloucestershire, fairly close to West Wellow, and it is suspected that the same people were involved in that as well.

http://news.yahoo.com/thieves-tap-uk-pipeline-steal-30-000-liters-113705210--finance.html

Russia aka Troll

Recently, Russia has admitted that they do not have any nuclear weapons whatsoever. In fact, they just have little nerf guns set up where they said their supposed nuclear weapons were stationed. Where did their nuclear weapons go? Putin ate them. All of them. He ate the metal and everything. And Putin also admitted that he is a girl. Before his election as the president of Russia, he got a sex transplant. Along with this, Russia and Ukraine said that they have just been joking around the whole time and the Crimean Peninsula has been a part of Russia for over 9000 years. "Trololol" says Putin.

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